{"id":1005,"date":"2012-01-11T12:20:36","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T07:20:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/?p=1005"},"modified":"2012-01-11T12:20:36","modified_gmt":"2012-01-11T07:20:36","slug":"bolajonlar-nutqi-16-qism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/?p=1005","title":{"rendered":"Bolajonlar nutqi. 16-qism"},"content":{"rendered":"

Onasi AbdulAziz bilan qaynonamnikiga borgan edi. Opasining bolalari ham kelishibdi.
\nIkki yashar Oyazimxon onasiga (Abdulazizga ishora qilib):
\n– Aya jijini uyga opketamiz-a? (jiji – chaqaloq) – desa, uning 4 yoshli akasi:
\n– Yo’q opketmiymiz!
\n– A nega?
\n– Qara burni oqarkan\u00a0 \"Kulgi\"<\/p>\n

* * *<\/p>\n

Singlim yo’lda bir qizaloq bilan gaplashib ketibdi:
\n– Ismiz nima?
\n– Maptuna.
\n– Ukez ham bormi?
\n– Yo’o’, ayam uka opkeberaman diyaptilaru, man o’ylanib qolyapman.
\n– Iye, nimaga?
\n– Agar uka kesa, dadam mani quchoqlab o’pmay qo’yadilar-da!\u00a0 \"Kulgi\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Onasi AbdulAziz bilan qaynonamnikiga borgan edi. Opasining bolalari ham kelishibdi. Ikki yashar Oyazimxon onasiga (Abdulazizga ishora qilib): – Aya jijini uyga opketamiz-a? (jiji – chaqaloq) – desa, uning 4 yoshli akasi: – Yo’q opketmiymiz! – A nega? – Qara burni oqarkan\u00a0 * * * Singlim yo’lda bir qizaloq bilan gaplashib ketibdi: – Ismiz nima? – Maptuna. – Ukez ham bormi? \u0414\u0430\u0432\u043e\u043c\u0438 …<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[400],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1005"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1007,"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions\/1007"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}