{"id":399,"date":"2009-04-28T15:47:40","date_gmt":"2009-04-28T10:47:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/?p=399"},"modified":"2010-01-11T15:50:47","modified_gmt":"2010-01-11T10:50:47","slug":"bolajonlar-nutqi-1-qism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/?p=399","title":{"rendered":"Bolajonlar nutqi. 1-qism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;\">Bir jiyanim televizordanmi yoki ayollar suhbatidanmi &#8220;balo&#8221; degan so&#8217;zni o&#8217;rganib olibdi-da, keyin bir kuni kelinoyimga (amakimning xotiniga) murojaat qilayotganmish:<br \/>\n&#8211; Hey, Balo, manga qara&#8230; (negadir, bu jiyanim hammani sansiraydi.)<\/p>\n<p>* * *<\/p>\n<p>Bir tanishimning qizchasini oyisi ertalab bog&#8217;chaga uyg&#8217;otsa turmasmish. Keyin borib do&#8217;stim &#8211; dadasining yoniga borib yotib olibdi. Bog&#8217;chaga kech qolmasin deya oyisi yana uyg&#8217;otib turg&#8217;izayotsa, 3 yoshli qizcha dermish:<br \/>\n&#8211; &#8220;Hammalarin jonimga tegib kettilaring!&#8221;<br \/>\nKulaverib qotib qolishibdi.<\/span> <img src=\"http:\/\/forum.ziyouz.com\/Smileys\/default\/smiley-laughing.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Kulgu\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bir jiyanim televizordanmi yoki ayollar suhbatidanmi &#8220;balo&#8221; degan so&#8217;zni o&#8217;rganib olibdi-da, keyin bir kuni kelinoyimga (amakimning xotiniga) murojaat qilayotganmish: &#8211; Hey, Balo, manga qara&#8230; (negadir, bu jiyanim hammani sansiraydi.) * * * Bir tanishimning qizchasini oyisi ertalab bog&#8217;chaga uyg&#8217;otsa turmasmish. Keyin borib do&#8217;stim &#8211; dadasining yoniga borib yotib olibdi. Bog&#8217;chaga kech qolmasin deya oyisi yana uyg&#8217;otib turg&#8217;izayotsa, 3 yoshli qizcha <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/?p=399\">\u0414\u0430\u0432\u043e\u043c\u0438 &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[400],"tags":[401],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":400,"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions\/400"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/davronbek.ziyouz.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}